PhoenixRiddler:wait what the fuck that makes no sense
Emilio could be visting a much sicker kid right now, the heartless bastard
VoiceofReason:Errm, He was not doing anything anyway.
Nodge:'Emilio was emotionally scarred after the traumatic afternoon of wacky hijinks with what he believed to be a terminally ill young man.
On the way home, he punched a clown. Everyone needs something to get through the day.'
Horus:Byrobot smells
Muke:I think old man byro should upload this specific comic every week
and progressively all the faces turn into Emilio
The Voice of Reason:I think this site has become gay due to inactivity
PhoenixRiddler:OBJECTION! It's not gay, just stupid. Don't marginalize homosexuals.
TM:@Voice of Reason
Are you implying that homosexuals don't update?
The Voice of Reason:I am the voice of reason. Do not be irrational by contradicting me.
Also, gays are everything bad; this is also common knowledge.
FaYg0rTh:how many more people must die before we get some new content??!??!??
www.freecreditreport55.com
Arrant Prac:Hey, could someone post the link for the cool flashy colors version of the site again?
muke:www.gaypornvirus.com
its not a trick
Arrant Prac:Something about that URL looks a tad suspicious to me.
muke:its not a trick go to that url
raphale:I love dicks.
localvagrant:So, uh, *cough* new comics?
muke:its still being updated on the flashing part of the site
idiot
www.gaypornvirus.com
see???
TM:Wow, it's true.
Arrant Prac:OK I went to that link. Now EVERY site has pretty rainbows in the background.
PhoenixRiddler:Byrobot we hardly new ye
localvagrant:Muke, go away.
Quote:Man, why wont you update this
PhoenixRiddler:@localvagrant: OBJECTION!
...Fuck you, I'm not Muke.
Dude234:Update your fucking comic you looser.
Muke:fuck you pheonix you are muke
also if you guys were true fans you would be updating
byro
n
for his website while he sick with checken pocks you bunch of dick heads fuck you guys
-ralpheale
id update but then i dont know how plz help ok
can someone make tutorial plz????
Muke:p.s
hahahaha you guys are a b
bunch of loosers
hahah
hgaahahloosers
f:no... please give us a reason to say how is this funny just one more time please
The Voice of Reason:As I have spoken it, so it has become.
Barring an extraordinary hidden reason for its inactivity, this site is henceforth gay, and all followers of this site are hereby gay by proxy.
Delete this website from your favorites, delete the bookmarks, and delete it from your minds, so that you may be unburdened by its false promise and decontaminated from its gayness.
The Voice of Rationality:WHospSL OL i acidently delete WHOEL of INTERNET!!! how od i undo???
Voice of Progress:I guess we gotta REINVENT THE INTERNET, you guys.
Voice of Suppression:haha pathetic idots WASTE YOUR TIME THEN STUPID NERDS on the itnernet... LOL pathetic.
VoiceofReason:What internet?
Voice of Old-Fashioned British Desserts:Jam Roly-Poly with Custard!
Voice of How is this Funny:how is this funny
raphale:all of you really like about my dick?
way to go nubs
faggAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hope you under stand not to pretend like me anymore?
or else...
-rthe REAL Raphale
raphale:raphale, we promise to never to sockpuppet you again.
Wait, whoops
NeKr0lO:www.cafepress.com/grimkillahz
The Voice of Raphale:stfu faggot "the REAL Raphale" you can go suck a fucking dick you compelte idiot
i dont even talk like that....
byrobot sucks and i am really cool
i once punched a robot in the snout to establish superiority
it was super effective
-probably the real raphale
Byrobot:I hate you all and have stopped doing these strips, die in fire.
Byrobot:That wasn't me. It was some really immature guy!
By robot:Yeah, and that last one was totally me. I say things like, "some really immature guy!" That's just like me you're right.
JESUS WHAT AN DUMPASS
-probably byorobt
VoiceofReason:Whats a Dum Pass?
Byrobot:Dump ass: See poo bum.
Voice of Old-Fashioned British Desserts:Great on toast.
raphale:Suck a nut, faggots. I killed byrobot.
raphale:stop using my name du,mb faggots. Stop going to this dump ass site its obivsously abandoned and i dont know how it is Funny....
check out my new comic that i made....
www.gaypornvirus.com
Byrobot:Stop advertising that comic man, It's lamer than my celebrity strips.
andrew husie:byro bot leave raphael alone i like his comic fuck you
you are not my son anymore im geting
DIVORCE
Regenesus:So, uh, from that spam can I infer that people looking for discrete weekend deliveries of Tramadol are also interested in cats? Should I be worried?
Arrant Prac:No no, the cats are filled with Tramadol and then deliver it intravenously when they bite you.
Transcriber:I'm useless now.
fait:So many people trolling this...
troll:i hate trolls..........
trolls are ruining internet fun...........
a troll once trolled me...... fuckign troell.....
VoiceofReason:learn to spell, idiot
Byrobot:Get the fuck out of here you bunch of loosers.
troll:@Voiceofreason
*trollface*
localvagrant:It's been fun, but I'm abandoning ship. *now has extra room in his bookmarks bar*
NAME:I go away for a few months and this happens? WHY DID NO BODY CARE TO TELL ME THERE WAS SUCH A GREAT STRIP UPLOADED????
Name MUKE Jr:i TTRIED OT TELL YOU BRO
BUT I GOT FUCKED IN THE MAIL
Byrobot:So I added some gadgets to the top of the news section dealy. The one on the left lets you share Byrobot.net with any imaginable site on the information superhightway. (Someone Reddit me or something!) The other lets you easily subscribe to my RSS so you'll always know when I've updated.
Hopefully there will be more comics to come this week.
NO I'M NOT TELING YOU MY NAME U FUKING STALKER:BROBOT WHERE ARE ARE YOU AND Y RN'T U UPDATING ALREDAY
Cataclysm Jim:God, I wish I could come here and be pleasantly surprised by a lack of Emilio Estevez. I didn't care about him before you stopped updating, but now I want to gut the smarmy fuck.
Muke:YES WOW I CANT BELIEVE
UPDATE
YES
BYO ROBO BOT ROBOT I WORRIED FOR YOUR LIFE
lovecalculatorfk:I just sent this post to a bunch of my friends as I agree with most of what you’re saying here and the way you’ve presented it is awesome.
Nick:I am so glad this comic has been the first thing I see when I come here for the past while now. I don't even want to see anymore; this one satisfies me to the core.
Pizzachu:I'm posting this because I don't like it when the comment count is a multiple of 10.
muke:god damn it pizza yoU FUCKED UP THE NEAT NUMBER
FUCK YOU
Arrant Prac:Guess we only have one course of action now. ONWARD TO 100!
muke:its never going to stop on "100"
some smat as pokemon
is going to shit that fuck up to "101"
Nick:95
Byrobot:3/9/10 - Byrobot is Back
Many sincere apologies for the lengthy unannounced hiatus. I was running myself a little ragged and needed to step back and regroup.
The only conclusion I came to is that I'll probably do maybe 3 updates per week instead of five or six. It can't promise the whole thing will run like clockwork, so keep an eye on the RSS feed and Twitter for updates!
I did end up pulling a new logo out of my ass at some point during that long stretch of non-updates, so that's something.
Anyway, good to be back. Watch this space.
Oh, and fuck you Raphale.
Arrant Prac:No problem, we'll just convince them that we really want to stop at 99 instead.
ONWARD TO 99!
PCHOOOOO
Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos.:I know it. The downhill trend was truly an omen of death all along. RIP this site.
Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos.:*knew
Transcriber:100. It's ironic how his last comic has gotten the most comments. RIP Byrobot.
Ash:Where is pikachuzz?
Clearbrook:Byro i need you to make my make a wish come true and make a new page. I'm going to die in about 70 years, so I'm going to need it with in the week.
You shouldn't be doing anything more important right now.
Muke:clearbook needs "it" from you byo robo..........
HE NEEDS "IT"..................
Pizzachu:What happens if the comments number gets too big for the box?
Byrobot:I make another comic.
Epamynondas:ohgodohgodohgodohgod
byrobobobobo:boboboboobobobobo
i make comics
bobobobbobobobobo
Pizzachu:Let's go for 1,000 comments.
muke:you will just go to fucking 1,001 i fucking hate you
you will ruin everything and then shit will fly
and fling
and maybe even hit the fan
Ekum:Every single comment here actually consists of me talking to myself. That's right, I have been pretending to be Byron, Muke, raphale and a cast of thous-hund-a few others, as part of a hilarious diagram of my own genteel spiral into bark-strippingly obtuse insanity. You're welcome.
There were also some drugbots, but they don't count.
Byrobot:Liar
Pizzachu:+1
Ekum:Quiet, Me!
Ekumukeu:secretly Muke is just a name that byron goes by when hes pretending to be average riff raff
Pizzachu:It's a good thing I subscribed to his RSS so I can always know when he's updated.
=/.:Well, this comic never had any quality to begin with. Not a loss.
Phantos:Guys I found Byron down by the river, all covered in shit Shawshank Redemption style. I guess he lost enough weight that he was shot through the drain not unlike Winnie the Pooh when that rabbit dude started playing with his ass.
Okay so what do I do with this guy??
muke:i hear the smell of dicks in the air
Ekum:Force him to do fringe illegal accountancy under threat of returning him to the Sisters of Hundred Acre Wood.
Chikorita:IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD WE LIVE IN
IT'S A WHOLE NEW WAY TO SEE
IT'S A WHOLE NEW PLACE, WITH A BRAND NEW ATTITUDE
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
Epamynondas:Nice!
Bryobot:@ZeitlosEisen Sweet! high five
Search Party:Byron Who?
Byrobot:Cohorts
Arrant Prac:I'm F5ing constantly for the big update today. This is gonna be AWESOME!!
Steve & Doug Butabi:Doug: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve: Yeah, he was, seriously
Doug: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
Steve: And who do you think that guy was?
Doug: Emilio Estevez.
Steve: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Steve: I was like, "Emilioooooo!"
Nick:HRM.
Edge:Hmph.
Pizzachu:Mhm
Ekum:Hoof.
SpectralMudcrab:Hurf.
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Transcriber:Utahraptor comes from Utah.
Utahraptor:Excuse me? I come from Dinosaur Land.
Is Utah a nice place, though? I'm considering moving to get away from my dumb friend, T-Rex.
Citizen of Dinosaur land.:Take him with you, he keeps stepping on my house.
God:UTAH IS ALL RIGHT I GUESS
THERE'S A LOT OF MORMONS THOUGH PERSONALLY I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR MORMONS
Pizzachu:Woo, update! Byron ate a muffin! And it only took 98 days!
I held down enter for like :
shit
holy fuck!
and he's still going
muke:i am vastly impressed with your ability to press a key alot
more like hold it down:
f
u
c
k
e
r
fuck.
Ekum:You are an incredible tool.
muke:i wouldnt say incredible
just a sort of tool that you use
if you want to make a really big inflatable baby that you stick on your front yard so that it smiles at those who pass by
but then one day detaches from your yard because the tools that you used were so cheap
so the baby flies away terrorising the city and then one day runs low on gas
and lands on a lady with her stroller and kills both her and her baby
which is almost ironic but isnt incredibly
Byron:Who hacked my twitter account? Stop it.
Pizzachu:Horse cock
Pizzachu:Byron just made all those twitter updates so no one would notice it's been over a hundred days since the last update.
muke:i wanna draw fanart of raphale but i dont know what he looks like
Pizzachu:Look at the comic "How is this funny"
New topic: Muffins.:DISCUSS.
Horus:I'm not really into muffins any more.
I'm a bagel man now.
Ekum:I have a policy of 'why use a muffin when a baguette will do' which has served me well, and will continue to do so right up until my first heart attack.
Pizzachu:I've never cared for muffins. I prefer my grain in the form of a roll.
Hey Arnold:Muffins are pretty disgusting
Byron:What do you people know? Nothing Fuck off, muffins are great.
Pizzachu:Bump
Muke:Fucking muffins.
When a muffin walks in the room I have no fucking idea what to do. I generally try to reach for my cell to call byro for some help but by the time that I got the phone up to my ear I realise that I dont have a phone and the muffin has already left.
Nick.:Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Mukerobot:Comic should be done by the end of today.
Pizzrobot:Many sincere apologies for the lengthy unannounced hiatus. I was running myself a little ragged and needed to step back and regroup.
The only conclusion I came to is that I'll probably do maybe 3 updates per week instead of five or six. It can't promise the whole thing will run like clockwork, so keep an eye on the RSS feed and Twitter for updates!
muke:my very favourite bybobo comic ever
was the first one
it was so beautiful
it was like 50 works of art combined to make one massive
beautiful
art
and my second favourite is The Essence of Frasier
Pizzachu:I think Byron only wakes up every 100 days, then falls asleep 10 days after. So if we don't get an update before tomorrow it's gonna be another hundred days.
Byron:I sleep, bye.
Pizzachu:Maybe when he wakes up in another hundred days we'll get a new comic.
Muke:Maybe everyone should donate to wake him sooner.
muke:@Muke
i dont capitalise
what is this
i dont even
Muke:Get out of my face.
muke:what
you wanna go
you wanna fight
you wanna have a
punch
party????????
Muke:Do you want me to put you on the floor in front of all these people? Is that what you are asking for?
Pizzachu:We now have as many comments as Pokemon there were in the Second Generation.
muke:put me on the floor? infront of all these people??
are you threatening to rape me?
because honestly im a little turned on by the prospect of being raped by a Muke
Epamynondas:Muke I admire you.
Ekum:Muke vs. muke: sloppy makeout fights.
I'll fight the winner.
muke:@Epamynondass
that capital "M" better of been a typo
Epamynondas:oooops!
homestar runner:making out with marzipan is totally awesome
Muke:Man.
ekuM:Woman.
muke:balls eating a penis
alive.
Epamynondas:Yes.
Muke:I'm now bored of this site okay.
I'm gonna leave,
Forever.
Love you guys, sorry it had to end this way.
Byron is a bastard for tearing us apart.
muke:as the original muke
i would like to fare you good-well
enjoy your capers and things like that
i, however, will stay here until the internet is a dark post-apocalyptic wasteland
Transcriber:UNTIL?!?!? What kind of internet are you on?
muke:thats right
i am using the advanced future technology of timetravel to contact you from the past
when the internet was a good place
where all was sacred
and so i will wait until this comic is first born
but this time through ill be 'raphale' because the time i had to wait for my timeline to reach this comic's birth turned me into a jaded horrible person
ByrobotFan457:Man when will byron Update this web site, Its so stupid that he Isnt postng anymore Comics
Byroboofag69:also how is this Funny
and he is dumb for not entertAining me
why wont he internet
what a stupid
derp bum derp HURRRR
why wont my dad huG me
So I added some gadgets to the top of the news section dealy. The one on the left lets you share Byrobot.net with any imaginable site on the information superhightway. (Someone Reddit me or something!) The other lets you easily subscribe to my RSS so you'll always know when I've updated.
Hopefully there will be more comics to come this week.
3/9/10 - Byrobot is Back
Many sincere apologies for the lengthy unannounced hiatus. I was running myself a little ragged and needed to step back and regroup.
The only conclusion I came to is that I'll probably do maybe 3 updates per week instead of five or six. It can't promise the whole thing will run like clockwork, so keep an eye on the RSS feed and Twitter for updates!
I did end up pulling a new logo out of my ass at some point during that long stretch of non-updates, so that's something.
